stool jewels

Corn in your poop.

Nate didn't know he had digested that chipotle until he passed those stool jewels.

by BurtButterCrock June 30, 2017

nick jeness

A bitch that should never be trusted, also he is that guy that is up tight type if a guy

Nick Jeness was a bitch today when he did all of the work.

by Nick Jeness October 13, 2017

dirty jenessa

The sexual act of making a penis shaped cake and sitting on it. Then putting it up your nose after shitting said cake out.

That girl did a dirty Jenessa, it was so hot!!

by Jhorne June 13, 2020

Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022

Jizzalicous Jewels

Small drops of semen that land on the sheets/pillows while using the "pull out method", most commonly occurs whilst changing from intercourse to oral.

Bill: "So did she swallow your baby gravy?"
Bob: "She didn't open her mouth quick enough when I pulled out so I just shot Jizzalicous Jewels all over her sheets.."

by anonymous June 2, 2024

Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023