Jeremyism

It's a cult but we call it a religion...

It's a religion

Random person -

WOAH! that religion looks so cool!

A Jeremy-
Yes that is what we call....

JEREMYISM.

by Pickleypucks September 15, 2020

Jeremy Mayfield

Nascar driver who is unfairly persecuted against by the mafia controlled Racing empire. Doesn't agree with the "entertainment" avenue traveled by the sport, and lives by the "Shut Up and Drive" mantra. Also, loves to take the smart drug adderall to get high, however, this is not the same as smoking methamphetamine. Was banned by Nascar after proving he was right, but not having the same 348957258073458934 billion dollars in revenue (as them) to win his argument.

"Man I got fired today, guess that's what I get for being such a Jeremy Mayfield"

by lickip July 17, 2009

Jeremy

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.

by Trenton Romulox December 4, 2006

Jeremy Piven

Slang for male reproductive organ, obviously referring to Entourage actor Jeremy Piven. As said by Kevin Nealon puts it on the seventh episode of the fourth season of Weeds.

- Do you need sex? It'll help you relax. 'cause I'd be willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now and give you what you need. That's how much I care.

by Senhor Aníbal August 27, 2008

Jeremy Kyle, to be worse than

Essentially to be a hypocrite. To tell people to do as you say, not what you do. From British daytime TV host Jeremy Kyle who constantly berates his guests for their bad behaviour then goes home to smoke crack and beat his wife. In the meantime, Graham, the show's counsellor, takes the guests backstage and takes advantage of them.

Jeremy Kyle, to be worse than:

"My dad just told me off for wanking in the bath. He's worse than Jeremy Kyle."

by Beastyboy March 25, 2008

Jeremyelove

An amazing person who is unbelievably cute.
There is only one person who is worthy of the Jeremyelove Title, and that is Jeremyelove himself.

Oh my gosh, look at that boy. he's like.. JEREMYELOVE!

by AndreaDawl December 25, 2007

Jeremy

Jeremy is such an amazing guy who hides how he feels most the time. Jeremy is known for a liar but means well. A jeremy will piss you off and try to talk about it afterwards. If you get close to a jeremy, keep him close, if you can handle him, you will make a perfect match. Jeremy is hard to understand and will push who he says he loves away

Jeremy is so unpredictable

by Jrmz February 3, 2019