Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.
Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."
by Palmerstone May 9, 2008
(n.) The act of abrubtly punching a obnoxious, outspoken, woman squarely in the jaw either during intercourse or immediately after ejaculation before exclaiming "Ayyyyyyy!!!!", mimicing the iconic sound of Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli.
I hooked up with that organge Hobgoblin from the club last night, but she would not shut the f**k up; so I gave her the 'ol Jersey Donzy
by WienerBrigadier August 14, 2010
The combination of being drunk and very dizzy from doing the "jersey turnpike" that causes one to boot.
"How was that party Friday?"
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."
by str3@kerZ January 5, 2012
To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...
When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.
by Led Zeppole March 12, 2004
A person who obsessively Tweets, talks, and makes facebook status updates about the show "Jersey Shore" as it is on air.
Person 1: did you see how many facebook updates Kelly had tonight?
Person 2: I know!! she is such a Jersey Whore!
Person 2: I know!! she is such a Jersey Whore!
by Kevdawg42 February 11, 2011
A throwback jersey is a sports jersey that replicates the jersey of a team or a player from the past. People love throwback jerseys because they remind the fan, regardless of age, of the golden age of their favorite time and team. Sports legends are honored with a throwback jersey for the time while they were at their playing prime.
A team throwback jersey reminds the fans of a year or era when their team was on the top of the standings. Buying a throwback jersey of a player who used to play on a particular team but who has since been traded to a different team seems to be especially popular, perhaps because it conjures up a bit of sports nostalgia.
Part of the appeal of the throwback jersey is its retro look. The jerseys are fashioned of the style, design and color scheme of the team during a particular time period. Their seemingly out-of-fashion look makes them just that - fashionable. The music industry has been partially responsible for the popularity of the throwback jersey; many recording artists have worn them on their videos, making them fresh and appealing to the crossover lovers of both music and sports.
Fans can buy a throwback jersey for many different U.S. sports teams or individuals; football, baseball, hockey, and basketball throwback jerseys are especially popular. In addition to being able to purchase a throwback jersey, sports enthusiasts can also buy retro caps, hats, uniforms and warm up jackets. Sports apparel manufacturers are finding a strong market for the throwback jersey. By some estimates, as much as 20% of the NBA apparel sales come from the sale of throwback jerseys.
Besides being trendy, many collectors buy a particularly popular throwback jersey as an investment. Some of the most desirable player or team throwback jerseys fetch up to hundreds of dollars - and the expectation is that the market value will continue to climb in the years to come. Whether as an investment, or simply as an homage to a favorite player or team, the purchase of an throwback jersey shows everyone around you that you have great sports - and fashion - sense.
Definition from wisegeek.com
A team throwback jersey reminds the fans of a year or era when their team was on the top of the standings. Buying a throwback jersey of a player who used to play on a particular team but who has since been traded to a different team seems to be especially popular, perhaps because it conjures up a bit of sports nostalgia.
Part of the appeal of the throwback jersey is its retro look. The jerseys are fashioned of the style, design and color scheme of the team during a particular time period. Their seemingly out-of-fashion look makes them just that - fashionable. The music industry has been partially responsible for the popularity of the throwback jersey; many recording artists have worn them on their videos, making them fresh and appealing to the crossover lovers of both music and sports.
Fans can buy a throwback jersey for many different U.S. sports teams or individuals; football, baseball, hockey, and basketball throwback jerseys are especially popular. In addition to being able to purchase a throwback jersey, sports enthusiasts can also buy retro caps, hats, uniforms and warm up jackets. Sports apparel manufacturers are finding a strong market for the throwback jersey. By some estimates, as much as 20% of the NBA apparel sales come from the sale of throwback jerseys.
Besides being trendy, many collectors buy a particularly popular throwback jersey as an investment. Some of the most desirable player or team throwback jerseys fetch up to hundreds of dollars - and the expectation is that the market value will continue to climb in the years to come. Whether as an investment, or simply as an homage to a favorite player or team, the purchase of an throwback jersey shows everyone around you that you have great sports - and fashion - sense.
Definition from wisegeek.com
Number 1: Yo dawg that Kareem Abdul-Jabaar throwback jersey is the shizzle
Number 2: Many thanks indeed Number 1.
Number 2: Many thanks indeed Number 1.
by Fjv August 27, 2006
The reason that will be given when god is asked why he wiped out the human race.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
A TV show with a cast full of losers with room temperature IQ's who like to run around Fist Pumping, which they do so they have lots of practice when they go home to fuck their mothers.
The male cast members are on steroids because they are too lazy to build muscle the old fashioned way and the females have Breast enhancements to make up for the fact they have nothing in their brains and no soul.
Most define themselves as Guidos and Guidettes but act more likely Puerto Ricans with an inferiority complex.
They like to give themselves Nicknames like J-wow, Snookie and the Situation but should choose something more appropriate such as Cum dumpster, Oompa loompa and Closet Case.
This Show is going to be used as Evidence when MTV is put on trial for destroying American culture.
I would rather be Gang Raped by Mike Tyson, Shuge Night and the 1985 Chicago Bears while having hot Lava poured into every available orifice them being eaten alive by tigers than watch Jersey Shore
by Jerkymcstupid August 7, 2010