jenison junior high school

a shitty school in the shitty town of jenison. most people are annoying ass christians and dont shut the fuck up about their youth groups. the principal sucks and people will probably call you a slur at some point. the white girls are hella annoying and have lots heat damage on they hair and half the dudes have no personality and get no action whatsoever LOL anyways i need fucking therapy from going to this school

jenison junior high school sucks ass

by imup222nogood March 5, 2022

Jens

A heroic super figure with a lot to offer the lady's. True gentleman that offers relief to women with heart burn.

That guy is a true Jens

by Golden jet January 9, 2017

Brian Jensen

The definition of the most amzing guy ever. The guy who makes you smile constantly, and who will always make you feel important. The guy that always tells you how good you look and how beautiful you are. The person that knows when something is wrong and does everything in his power to make you feel better. The one who is all ears when you have something to talk about or tell him.

The best:)

You're so sweet, Just like a Brian Jensen

by cellis14 April 5, 2010

Jenson

The most perfect boy on earth.

Everyone’s favorite human.

He’s my jenson

by Miawmmmmmmm June 4, 2018

janson

a good person who loves his mates like family, would do anything for them. usually best suited to a goalkeeper as his soccer skills are not great. jansons also find people with larger than normal noses attractive.

nose jansen janson

by 1112222 June 2, 2010

Jenison

Small town full of sheltered people, referred to as "the bubble." There is a church on every street corner, and the football team blows. The people of Jenison are an interesting group, growing up in a conservative town in a liberal age.

I've seen 5 churches on this road.
We must be in Jenison.

by CocoabutterwithvitaminE April 14, 2009

Jensen

Jensen's are beautiful and talented people, very smart and would always be there for you. Usually have really hot boyfriends (but not according to there best friends). Very smart, Usualy 90% avreage (even though they aren't). Loyal to their friends, especially their best friends. Can be loyal in a relashionship, and will never cheat. Aren't generally the types to say "i love you," unless they truthfully mean it. Jensen's are the types of general females to not be comfortable with how they look or how they are, even though they are wonderful.

Jensen, beautiful, talented, smart, loyal, wonderful, female, truthful.

by 22334@@/////**&&* July 9, 2011