Jewish Redneck

A Jew who lives a lifestyle normally associated with Southerners.

A Jewish redneck drives to synagogue in a pickup truck.

Mike goes to synagogue on Saturday and deer hunting on Sunday. He's such a Jewish Redneck.

by am0smoses March 27, 2009

Jewish Geography

When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.

Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!

by Alex Blake July 26, 2006

Jewish freedom

Jewish freedom is when everybody reads about the Holocoast (big letter!) three times a day. When all media is runed by them. When they dictate ups and downs in economy.

Person #1 Hey, why are all media, authors and financial institutions jews? Why do we have the same situation as Hitler described with no discussion?

Persona non grata #2

Fuck you, im jewish! Jewish freedom is what you got!

by 357magnum April 9, 2009

Jewish Handkerchief

While performing oral-sex on a female, insert one's nose into the vagina and discharge/ blow/ exhale through the nostrils with increased velocity.

Isaiah had no kleenex to blow his nose, so he performed a Jewish Handkerchief on his girlfriend. Subsequently relieving congestion and leaving both parties satisfied.

by Skiamac April 19, 2010

Jewish Space Laser

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

by Lord Fartquadd July 9, 2022

Jenith

Jenith, a perfect girl. a girl so good looking,funny. the whole package someone whos attractive and keeps you happy through their sense of humor and fun loving personality

Consider yourself lucky if you find someone like this :)

Guy 1: Damn that girls a total jenith
Guy 2: She really is your right

by YaBoyZen May 9, 2021

Jewishly

adv. To perform an act in a similar fashion as a Jew would.

He walked down the street rather Jewishly.

by m33p sickle November 10, 2005