open-jawed jizz queen

An individual who has a healthy desire to consume massive quanities of semen thus proving their royal lineage amongst the lesser penis enhalers.

That Todd is such an open-jawed jizz queen. If he isnt careful he's going to need his stomach pumped ala Rod Stewart style.

by Dick driller January 2, 2009

Jared

the most amazing person alive
aka: kind heart, sweet smile, strong morals, quick wit, funny in his own way, puts family first, works hard, plays harder, makes everyone around him feel special, cares more for others than himself, and loves unconditionally

Jared, the man of my dreams

i wish you were more like Jared

by briwos3 June 16, 2011

jaedyn

the cutest girl you'll ever meet. Sometimes she is mistaken as stupid, but when you get to know her, you find that she is actually very smart. When she appears to be "slow" she is actually being very observant. She comes off as a mean person, but she is actually very sweet. Take your time to get to know a jaedyn.

Dude that girl is so dumb, nah dude, get to know her, she's a real jaedyn.

by MikkiYouSoFine March 27, 2010

Jared Followill

Beyond sexy bassist for Kings of Leon. Spends most of his time on tour or in his swimming trunks. Currently achieves his gravity defying hair through the use of "angel tears and the salvia of a unicorn". Has an oddly arousing high pitched laugh, and uses the word 'totally' every chance he gets.

Jared Followill makes your seat vibrate.

by Millie Followhore April 16, 2011

Jaedyn

A girl who will stay quiet but secretly be good at everything. Both as an athlete and a student. Blondish brownish redish hair. She has eyes that change from a deep green to brown. Head to toe and everything in between: Perfect. The kind of girl you want having your children and spending the rest of your life with.

A girl extremely hard to get is referred to a “Jaedyn” . Ex.

Guy1: Hey I think I’m going to go for that cute girl over there
Guy2: wouldn’t try it, that’s Jaedyn

by Fetch572002 May 28, 2018

whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

Jaded

Having so much bad stuff happen to a person to the point where they feel kinda numb.

Man, I feel so bad for her. She's so jaded.

by frankiebob April 9, 2004