Japanese Crabcake

Performing oral sex with semen in your eyes.

Last night Zoe Cross Japanese Crabcaked me!

by danwillyhull August 18, 2009

Japanese Hurricane

While receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently shits in their face.

Susan's hair looks looks like it survived a Japanese Hurricane.

by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016

japanese landmine

When someone shits on ones chest as a symbol of honor, then proceeds to violently slap the shit.

Darling would you like a Japanese Landmine

I sure would bitch

by Garry Barloo January 27, 2014

Japanese Toilet

A sexual act which involves licking the anus of one's sexual parter after defication.

After Alyssa's boyfriend finished taking a dump, she proceeded to give him a Japanese toilet.

by Purple Chocolate Chip December 28, 2012

japanese airliner

While having anal sex with a woman while standing up, you grab her arms and hold them straight out to her side. Then make the sound of an airplane and steer her head first into a wall, knocking her out. Promptly exit leaving her lying naked on the ground.

I took that girl home and gave her the Japanese Airliner, and still made it home in time to watch Matlock.

by Obie1 March 03, 2007

japanese jacuzzi

the act of gargling a nut sack with a mouth full of warm water

She had a mouth half full with water. I put my bolas in the mouth, she gargled, i moaned, happy ending, boom-japanese jacuzzi

by Lyricalminded [Dont Die!] December 10, 2008

Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven

Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

by MasterFish April 26, 2013