I got grounded for my jackassitude toward my mother.
He is such a lightweight, he gets a jackassitude after 4 beers!
He is such a lightweight, he gets a jackassitude after 4 beers!
by donkeye August 3, 2009
Get the Jackassitude mug.A person who acts like a comeplete idiot. Or just someone who is acting strange and just not normal.
by thewacko April 9, 2006
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A derogatory term similar in meaning to asshole, or stupid asshole. Jackass is a term that's almost never used by today's young people but somehow it sounds hilarious when an old person says it and really means it.
The jerk CEO at a nursing home was telling old man Smith that if he was going to stay at this nursing home he would have to sell his house and possessions or be kicked out.
Old man Smith: "Jackass!"
Nursing staff covers their mouths and tries desperately to stifle their laughter. Old Man Smith just said exactly how they felt about their CEO.
Old man Smith: "Jackass!"
Nursing staff covers their mouths and tries desperately to stifle their laughter. Old Man Smith just said exactly how they felt about their CEO.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 21, 2012
Get the Jackass mug.A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ
Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:
Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ
Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:
Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration
Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"
Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."
Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"
Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."
Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"
Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."
Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"
Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."
Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"
by Kane Marco January 7, 2009
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Adv. Adj.
1. A snide description of an action or event that lacks legitimacy.
(Legitimacy as pertaining to the feelings of the person issuing the comment)
2. Sharp disapproval of ones actions, affiliations, opinions, beliefs or rhetoric.
also: Jack-ass-tic-ly
Adv. Adj.
1. A snide description of an action or event that lacks legitimacy.
(Legitimacy as pertaining to the feelings of the person issuing the comment)
2. Sharp disapproval of ones actions, affiliations, opinions, beliefs or rhetoric.
also: Jack-ass-tic-ly
That class was jackassticly long.
The free masons are a jackastic organization.
Denial that CO2 emissions are responsible for global warming is jackasstic.
Harris county is jackassticly overpopulated.
The free masons are a jackastic organization.
Denial that CO2 emissions are responsible for global warming is jackasstic.
Harris county is jackassticly overpopulated.
by David "Counterculture" May 5, 2008
Get the Jackasstic mug.Pretty much what it sounds like. Best used when the redundancy is appropriate! When jackass or asshole just isn't enough!!!
Putin is rearranging Eastern Europe and Obama is working on his NCAA brackets? What an unbelievably complete jackasshole!!!
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