Definitions by Fishpaw

jackasshole

Pretty much what it sounds like. Best used when the redundancy is appropriate! When jackass or asshole just isn't enough!!!

Putin is rearranging Eastern Europe and Obama is working on his NCAA brackets? What an unbelievably complete jackasshole!!!

jackasshole by Fishpaw May 14, 2014

fomit 

The act of vomiting on someone or something while attempting to fornicate with said person or thing.

Everything was going fine until bob fomitted on his girls mom.

fomit by fishpaw February 25, 2009

chode 

Term used in reference to a piece or pieces of fecal matter that become stuck to a cat or dog's fur, particularly the fur surrounding the animal's anus.This is especially common in old or obese subjects.

The misses and I are constantly arguing over who's turn it is to chase down fluffy in order to remove her chode.

chode by fishpaw February 24, 2009

rubber band man 

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.

If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.

rubber band man by fishpaw February 19, 2009