Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.

Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

Jarvis

Common slang term for a seagull in Newfoundland. Typically found scavenging for food and brawling with each other while doing so. - Bayman’s Collection

“Look at da Jarvis over there, saucy lookin’ ting”

by baymanscollection April 6, 2023

dirty Jarvis

This is when you getting sloppy deep-throat head from a set a bad a** twins while smoking a cigar.

"Hey I went to my homeboy's house and he was getting a dirty Jarvis from Linda and Keisha, the bad ass twins everybody was tryin to bang"

by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023

dirty Jarvis

This is when your getting sloppy head from a set of bad a**twins while smoking a cigar.

Hey I went to my homeboy's and he was getting a dirty Jarvis is from Linda & Keisha, the bad a** twins from high school everybody was trying to bang.

by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023

Murphy-Jarvis

When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.

You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!

by Coach Jackson December 2, 2021

Jarvis

To hang out with friends; to dangle.

Hey, you guys want to Jarvis this weekend?

by Pseudogary January 25, 2021

Tommy Jarvis (F13)

the Most handsome Guy in Friday the 13th. He knows Kung Fu in the 5th movie but in the 6th movie, forgets he knows it

Girl: Dang, who is he?
Guy: It's Tommy Jarvis (F13)!!

by Kryptic Tron March 30, 2021