Jagon

Definition one: a large penis

The squirrel had a large Jagon.

by Phil March 23, 2004

Jago

He who is about to die

1. A character in games or movies who is completely expendable. e.g Bullet fodder/ cannon fodder /sword fodder

2.No chance of living and absolutely destined to die

3. (for star trek) the guard who goes down to planet with Captian Kirk and dies horribly. (can always be fondly refered to as a jago)

by Suicidal llama September 25, 2010

Jagoff

A term referring to the time CBS stopped airing their television series JAG.

"I've been really jonesin' for some Catherine Bell ever since the jagoff."

by DarthBuckets December 28, 2005

jagon

A relative of the dragon. A mythical creature with a slong of epic proportions which uses it's beast to slay evildoers and bone bitches.

After the jagon was done warding off the bandits, he came upon a herrim of women and boned those bitches.

by Ali G Aight April 26, 2006

jagon

One (male or female) who has breasts in the shape or form of torpedoes. Commonly mistaken for a noun adjective or verb that can placed anywhere in a sentence.

Can also be used in place of the noun torpedo tits.

Frank: You're dipping your jagon in my drink as you're bending over!

Ben: Oh my bad i guess my jagon does get a little out of control! (controlling laughter for thought of being on inside of joke) Right guys!?

Frank: Yeah, you've got some crazy jagon all right.

by Leon JQ May 18, 2009

Jaggfuck

The combination of a jagg off and a fucker. To be used as an everyday insult.

Get out of my way ya jaggfuck

Dude you're such jaggfuck!

Your girlfriend did what, what a jaggfuck!

by Ruppe January 23, 2009

jagroff

An asshole or jagoff who turns down a contract or lucrative offer, specifically with a hockey team such as the Pittsburgh Penguins

Yinz see the contract he turned down? What a Jagroff!

by rosshoss July 2, 2011