Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 15, 2017

Jaber Jackin

When someone is fucking off or messing around

Look at those two guys Jaber Jackin

by The Omega Parmesan Wedge August 28, 2022

Jackin Jesus

A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.

Jason- OMG IM JACKIN JESUS

by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 15, 2022

Jackin the Cracken

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.

Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

by JackerOffer6969 March 03, 2021

snackin and jackin

“snackin” (smooching on yo gal) and “jackin” (jackin yo boys dickle)

Jake: “Hey Jasmine what’d you do with your husband this weekend?”
Jasmine: “Just snackin and jackin my dude”

by Yo Boi Pablo January 06, 2018

yellow jackin

Jacking of with a condom to protect yourself from getting pregnant

Me - Aye mum is was just beating my dick, but don't worry i was yellow jackin
Mum - good job sweetie, btw wheres your dads child pornography collection?

by Jeremy careswell April 14, 2018

Jackin

1) Robbery

2) Belief, support, like or interested

3) masturbate

1) If I go broke I’m getting my gun and I’m jackin people on sight

2) He swears he’s the best rapper in the hood, I ain’t jackin it.

3. I thought he smashed, she said he was just jackin it while she danced.

by SavvyBono July 09, 2022