Pay(s) for itself

When the amount of money saved equals or exceeds the cost of an item or service, usually through an extended period of time.

This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:

"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"

Because Jack bought a home coffee grinder, he can grind his own beans at home! He no longer has to buy more expensive pre-ground coffee, so in essence his new machine pay(s) for itself.

by johnny mc awesome August 19, 2009

Three Great Insults

The three (3) great insults are known as: ok boomer, no u, and ur mom gay.

Boomer: You kids can't do anything these days!
Zoomers: * pulls out Three Great Insults*
Zoomer 1: ok boomer
Zoomer 2: no u
Zommer 3: ur mom gay
Boomer: *dies*

by meinufakku November 30, 2019

Insulfate

To snort a substance, usually a powder. Most commonly done to achieve a high using various recreational substances.

Dude, since we are out of oxycontin to snort, let's crush up that cyclobenzaprine and insulfate it!

by Too Hgh May 14, 2007

insultion

the art of insults

"I'm studying the noble art of insultion"

by JimmyK September 12, 2003

Insult

A word or phrase used to mentally hurt someone.

All the popular girls do is insult me.

by DaffyNimm May 27, 2018

I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself

Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.

-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"

-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.

by phillll July 26, 2008

insult

An expression of your feelings towards another person. Usually bad, however in some cultures such as Australia, are often used in a joking manner.

Peter: G'day asshole!
Vince: Howzit goin? you wanker.
Peter: Vnizzle have I ever told you you're a Tilado!
Vince: Oh fuck you Puckken.

by Ash January 23, 2005