It's not delivery

The event of the pizza boy stealing your wife.

Ian: I can't believe it wasn't delivery.
Ian: Dear Diary, today I found out it's not delivery, it's fucking my wife.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

It's not the ride, It's the rida

A phase commenly used when girls are riding on guys, used in Tokyo Drift, by that western dude with a damn southern accent.

girl: why can't you buy me a ride like that?
boy: you know why?
girl: why?
boy: IT's not the ride, it's the rida.

by fathobo March 26, 2008

It's Not Me Here

An expression used as an excuse when in a location that may be compromising or embarassing.

"Hello <winks> It's Not Me Here!"

by C January 10, 2004

I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter

Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.

Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...

Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.

by achey breaky shart June 15, 2009

it's not dating

a) Refusing that you are not together or going out with someone
b) A phrase used to make fun of a friend if his voice cracks
c) A phrase to use around people who are known for voice cracking to make them feel bad about themselves

A.Ms. F- So I hear two of my students are dating?
Kevin- It's not dating!

B.Kevin- Lets go make a sandwich. (voice cracks on sandwich)
Evan- It's not dating!

C. Michael- Hey guess lets- (gets cut off)
Evan- It's not dating!
Random kids- Hahaha

by ev-bo July 16, 2006

I can't believe it's not butter!

The exact opposite of a butter face. A girl who has a great face but not a good body.

I diagnosed myself with I can't believe it's not butter! I so need to start working out!

by Kaydaymuchluv81 December 1, 2011

it's not urban encyclopedia

a phrase used by UD editors while reading 750 word definitions that never quite seem to finish.

after reading the def for "radical feminism," and realizing it took me almost half an hour to learn nothing, I said to myself "jesus freakin christ, it's not urban encyclopedia!"

by earpuller November 20, 2010