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Israel Up

1. To perform a fuck up in the most massive, colossal and bloody way possible.
2. To consistently choose the worst possible course of action to go about achieving the right goals.
3. To succeed in the operation, but to kill a patient.
Man, did you how those guys managed to Israel Up last night? I can't believe they're still alive!

Did you see the game last night? The quarterback really israeled up, it's amazing that they won.

How did the meeting go? We got the deal, but they israeled us up real bad.
by i-love-il! June 2, 2010
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ISRA

Sweet, short tempered, foodie, kind off haphephobic, rude, reserved person, sensitive, confused romantic. People usually take her for granted
Have she been hurt anytime...?
Yes she has been hurt , but she hides her feelings and doesn't want to hurt anyone.

When she gets angry she usually gape's angrily, shouts and if it is uncontrollable then she throws things...

IsShe have a love/crush??
Doenst hav a particular crush, doesn't get involved in love because she is scared of being broken

A person will have amazing time with her while eating.....becausé she loves eating junk food
What abut her hussband, how will he manage with her,

He will be understanding and try to manage at their wedding night

IŚRAA ye ha beuin

She es isra girl

Isra girl is that
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by Lisa luvs Christonapher March 16, 2017
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israel government

Pieces Of Shit Who Don't Have Morals
"Yo Farmer Dude, Feed The Pigs Some Shit."
"I Don't Have Shit."
"Give Them The Israel Government."
by Israel is a Mistake July 31, 2021
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Israqi

(Noun)- any persons of Arabic or Middle Eastern decent. Typically used in reference of those from the Middle Eastern Region, ie: Israel, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and etc...
My brother saw an Israqi for the first time when he was deployed to Iraq.
by Mr. Anonymously December 8, 2009
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Israeli Teen

A person born and raised in Israel reaching adolescence,and becoming a Israeli citizen with all that this implies. Typically very independent,involved in lots of social political activity or a youth movement. Short tempered and less calm then his European cousin this specie is well aware of extra hate against him through watching TV and surfing the net. unhumbled this creature goes out at night and parties like there is no tomorrow before joining the army,growing up and reaching adulthood fully after his after army world travels.
"Israeli teens have no rules! the go out even when they just heard of a suicidal bombing!'

Israeli teens are great fun,when i went to visit mu cousins in Tel Aviv we had the best of times!'
by mouseandwords September 13, 2012
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Israel paradox

It is the paradox that Israel was meant to be a safe haven for the Jews of the world. Now, conversely, Israel's actions are creating insecurity for Jews in many countries.
The Israeli army's actions provoked counter-demonstrations in many countries, from New York to Berlin and Istanbul. The Israel Paradox is at work again.
by ThePhysopher October 28, 2023
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Israeli Champagne

The act of a circumcised penis cumming in a girls mouth, then the girl swishes the cum around in her mouth to cause bubbles in the cum. The man then takes pulls up his foreskin above the penis head and then the girl spits the bubbled cum in the foreskin glass and drinks it.
This girl drank some Israeli Champagne out of my penis
by Cellucci November 30, 2018
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