Instant Statusing

To have a conversation via your friends facebook status.

I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.

by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010

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Instant Anal Impact

The moment after your first;
- Morning Coffee
- Morning Cigarette
- Biffta / Jacob / Joint
- Line of your favourite powdery stuff

The moment when you feel an "instant anal impact" and must run to the lavvy for a rapid release of the brown stuff

Jesus Steve, I've just hit that line and it was instant anal impact, feels like I've just shat my intestines

by TheShieldsFuckUp July 23, 2014

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Instant word poof

Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.

Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof

by Lalalalala1984 October 7, 2014

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Instant Leftovers

You get really stoned, chow down on some hot pockets, get distracted by the cieling fan for 45 minutes (3 actual minutes), snap out of it, look over at your coffee table only to realize that you didn't even touch your hot pockets. BOOM...Instant Leftovers.

Damn, this pizza is amazing. WHOA! SQUIRREL! Oh look, I have pizza. Boom...instant leftovers.

by Sizznittlebam May 10, 2016

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instant sadification

The feeling one gets after binge watching a season or more of a television show on Netflix then watching the new season live and realizing one has to wait a week to find out what happens.

I watched the first episode of the new season of Turn last night and got instant sadification when it was over.

by freshhaggis May 28, 2016

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Instant Grassification

The feeling one gets the day that eight very tall pallets of SOD are so perfectly installed all around your yard that you now have a gorgeous lawn whereas the day before you had basically a pile of dirt.

Yesterday... a dust bowl. Today a luscious fairway of a lawn... Ahhhh.... the sweet sweet smell of INSTANT GRASSIFICATION......

by Bonemanrides December 29, 2017

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