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infinity dick

When you are boning and so drunk that you have an erection, but never climax. The point just before whiskey dick.
John had infinity dick, I had to call 911 after 4 hours.
If Batman had infinity dick, Gotham would be fucked.
by Streamlined May 14, 2016
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infinity titties

when a girl snapchats a guy a picture of her tits and leave the timer on infinity so he can bust one
Yo alexa and gianna were sending me those infinity titties last night. I busted a real good nut. can’t wait for tonight.
by shootyourshot2017 December 9, 2017
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Infinity Move

A TERRIBLE FUCKING DECISION THAT NEVER SHOULDA BEEN MADE. IF YOU EVER MAKE ONE, YOURE THE REASON THE DINOSAURS DIED AND DESERVE HELL.
Kid 1: Hahaha I sent your dick pics to the principal.
Kid 2: Wtf were you thinking..bro that’s such an infinity move!
by LilPuberty February 9, 2020
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Infinity Train

The last good show on Cartoon Network. An animated show created by Owen Dennis. There are 4 books in the series.
Unfortunately, Cartoon Network has cancelled Infinity Train after Book 4.
by Cohenfan31 August 27, 2021
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Avengers Infinity War

The biggest frickity fracking clickity clackin snick snackin cliffhanger ever known to man.
Bill: OMG have you seen Avengers Infinity War?
William: fAW#A$DR%F&TGY
Willbilliam: hm YeS hE hAs
by Uncultured_Swiine April 24, 2019
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split infinity

The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”

“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022
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Always and forever our infinity

When a man and a woman will love each other for the rest of their lives and will never be apart
For example: Joe says to his girlfriend abi always and forever our infinity before bed every night to let her know how much he loves her
by jmillon May 26, 2020
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