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The Infinite Lasagna Theory

The Infinite Lasagna Theory states that everything in the universe correlates to a layer of lasagna in an infinite lasagna, everything can relate to anything even if it takes 10000 layers of lasagna to get there. Each layer of lasagna going up is a relation of some sort. The lasagna is ever-expanding as well, as time moves onward technology develops thus allowing for more layers of the lasagna to be added, thus making it in theory infinite. There is an infinite number of branches branching off each layer as well. An infinite number of branches of lasagna for an infinite number of layers in the main lasagna.
"Did you hear about The Infinite Lasagna Theory?"
"No, tell me about it!"
by MonkeyMan46 November 5, 2020
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National Infinite Rizz Day

yummy rizz everyone gets infinite rizz for just today
by dogfucker9000 December 31, 2022
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Infinite Flight

An app for aspiring or even current pilots. It is perfect for training, or even being pro. It has three severs to separate you on skill. It has a huge variety of aircraft and airlines. Has nice staff as well. It also has the whole world animated, so perfect for long hauls!
Friend: What are you doing later?
Me: I’m going to fly on Infinite Flight
by JacksonAviation March 22, 2019
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infinite circle

1. Out of one into the other, and out of the other into the one.

2. The act of two men mutually fellating.
Those two dudes just constructed an infinite circle in the bathroom.
by Ryan Pierce December 27, 2007
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Infinite Sadness

When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.
Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.
by AlphaCaveman August 19, 2010
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Infinite Warfare

You gonna play the Infinite Warfare beta bro? Nope, I'ma pay 60$ for Modern Warfare remastered.
by AmzingClayater October 10, 2016
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infinite base

A psychedelic experience that will rip apart the fabric of space and time through intense sexual interactions. You and your partner(s) will go through time itself, teleporting, fucking, and feeling all known and undiscovered forms of pleasurable experiences simultaneously. It is the only known way to time travel. During Infinite Base, it is common to morph into your spirit animal. Works with up to 4 people. No more. It is wise to use a condom as the risk of pregnancy is guaranteed.
"Bro, guess what base I went to with Stephanie and her friends last night."

"What base?"

"Infinite Base."

"Is that even legal? Did you put back my dad's ladder at least?"
by Wmadbdog January 9, 2017
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