When, after an epic night of drinking where your problems don't matter, you wake up in the morning and all of your life's problems come rushing at you at once. This usually leads to you sitting on the edge of your bed with your head in your hands, just contemplating all the ways you can attempt to fix your life.
Last night was such an epic night! I woke up with the worst case of Infinite Sadness this morning though.
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Get the Infinite Warfare mug.A psychedelic experience that will rip apart the fabric of space and time through intense sexual interactions. You and your partner(s) will go through time itself, teleporting, fucking, and feeling all known and undiscovered forms of pleasurable experiences simultaneously. It is the only known way to time travel. During Infinite Base, it is common to morph into your spirit animal. Works with up to 4 people. No more. It is wise to use a condom as the risk of pregnancy is guaranteed.
"Bro, guess what base I went to with Stephanie and her friends last night."
"What base?"
"Infinite Base."
"Is that even legal? Did you put back my dad's ladder at least?"
"What base?"
"Infinite Base."
"Is that even legal? Did you put back my dad's ladder at least?"
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Get the infinite base mug.Papa Infantino is the father of Pionel Pandres Pessi. He gives him penalties to rig things. Papa Infantino also hates Cristiano Ronaldo, and will do anything at any cost to mess him up. Papa Infantino loves Pessi.
Other traits: Loves penalties , and robbing things
Other traits: Loves penalties , and robbing things
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Get the Papa Infantino mug.This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.
Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.
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Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.
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Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.
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Get the Paraphilic Infantilism mug.The worst call of duty in the franchise as of release, can also be used in sentences to describe something that is a failure.
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