insta-ditch

the action of/pertaining to being instantaneously ditched by a friend/comrade/acquaintance for another activity or person

I was going to hang out with Jenna but she insta-ditched me for Jake.

by jak attack January 14, 2008

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insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009

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While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009

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insta-knife

The act of knifing while in insta-kill in a game of Nazi zombies in Call of Duty World at War

I just totally insta-knifed that zombie and his brains were everywhere!

by BarryMcCockiner April 5, 2009

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insta-o

When a woman orgasms because something was so great but no build up or sexual action was needed. Causes for an insta-o could be a hot guy, delicious food, or something just completely awesome.

Girl 1: Did you see that guitar player?
Girl 2: Yea, we made eye contact and had an insta-o.

by shag master August 29, 2010

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