incomputerado

Being without a computer or an internet connection, being unconnected to the electronic world.

When I go on vaccation, I leave my computer at home, I go completely incomputerado.

by Sheila Boltuch January 10, 2008

incompetiant

Criticizing someone ironically for being bad at their job by being so incompetent that you can't even spell the word correctly.

I would be ashamed to show my face in public if I were as incompetiant as Eric Trump.

by web007 July 14, 2020

infomercial

How wordactors down on their luck/word make money. Origin: Contractions of the words informational and commercial. Interestingly enough is neither informational, nor commercial.

And if you call in right now, we'll throw in this remarkable mock-leather carrying case, absolutely free of charge!

by Vampiro September 4, 2003

infomercial

a 30 minute commercial you watch at 6:30 in the morning that somehow is addicting and makes you not want to change the channel

i have to watch this windsor pilates infomercial because it's.... uhhhhrrrr.... (stares at screen as if posessed)

by andie September 20, 2003

infomercial

A 30 minute commercial disguised as something newsworthy or groundbreaking.

Buying a ginsu knife will somehow make me a better cook!

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Incompletely

When your shlong is inside of a vagina totally. It is when you are in far enough that your balls are touching her asshole.

When my balls were slapping her ass, I was "incompletely."

by KyleKong July 19, 2010

incommunicaditus

Incommunicaditus is a virus that begins with the inability to contact your friends, leading to feelings of anger, frustration and confusion. Early Symptoms are phantom vibrating near the pocket where the cell phone normally resides, yelling at and sometimes hitting broken communication devices, and anti-social behavior since they are unaware of that weekend's plans. The subject may eventually begin talking to themselves and wandering around campus in hopes that they will just run into someone they know. Eventually, if the case is not dealt with, the infected's head will figuratively explode from boredom. Incommunicaditus infects approximately 3 Students on any college campus on any given weekend. It can be set off by either the crashing of a computer or the loss/breaking of a cellphone.

Bill: You, know. I haven't seen chelsea in a few days...
Kelly: Well, she dropped her phone in a toilet on thursday night, so now she has incommunicaditus.

by sinthellina March 30, 2008