SSG: “We need this done by COB today SGT”
SGT: “Too easy”
MAJ: “We need you to work all night”
SGT: “Too easy”
SGT: “Too easy”
MAJ: “We need you to work all night”
SGT: “Too easy”
by MelloYello20200101 March 21, 2020
A button one pushes that instantly fixes his/her problems. It is big, it is red, and it says Easy Button on it. Sold at Staples office supplies.
Man#1: Holy shit I lost my house and my family to gambling, my friends left me, and I think I'm addicted to crack
Man#2: Here push the easy button
Man#1: Thanks man!
Man#2: Here push the easy button
Man#1: Thanks man!
by tangarangb17 October 11, 2005
An easy way out of a situation.
by ileran December 23, 2015
Easy-E was one of the best rappers ever, but just because he hated on Dr. Dre and Death Row doesnt make them bad either.
by Dre Day July 22, 2006
by DMoney December 05, 2003
An Easy Pete is a wise old man, typically one of dark skin (Though this is not neccesary.) He is Western American, and usually retired from a working man's career, such as; prospecting, farming, policing, etc. An Easy Pete is also known to have a secret stash that only youngsters who have experience gain access too
-Approaching a Saloon with an old bearded African-American sitting out front-
Person 1, "Mister, have any idea where I can buy supplies and such?"
Old Man, "If supplies are what you need, there is a general store down the street left of here."
Person 1, 'What an Easy Pete'
Person 1, "Mister, have any idea where I can buy supplies and such?"
Old Man, "If supplies are what you need, there is a general store down the street left of here."
Person 1, 'What an Easy Pete'
by Decent Man August 01, 2017
by Wengland July 18, 2014