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An Easy Pete is a wise old man, typically one of dark skin (Though this is not neccesary.) He is Western American, and usually retired from a working man's career, such as; prospecting, farming, policing, etc. An Easy Pete is also known to have a secret stash that only youngsters who have experience gain access too
-Approaching a Saloon with an old bearded African-American sitting out front-

Person 1, "Mister, have any idea where I can buy supplies and such?"

Old Man, "If supplies are what you need, there is a general store down the street left of here."

Person 1, 'What an Easy Pete'
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by Decent Man August 02, 2017
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Bro, Saige gave me the most wicked Easy Pete ever!
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