Pants Idol

To have no discernible talent, but just a rather strange desire to be in the public eye. Either to make it as a high paid karaoke singer, and be voted for by people who need to be taught to suck eggs, while laughably lame ‘producers’ like Simon Cowell paid stupid amounts to say the sky is blue, and he/she cannot sing. This can be applied to anyone whose mothers told them they had ‘talent’, and it is also versatile enough to be applied to people who have found fame by either:

1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn

If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.

Bernie: Oh jesus look there is that inbred horse fucker Tara Palmer Boy Child, what is she doing on TV again?

Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.

by Jezmarta September 3, 2005

Millennium Idol

This nickname has been given to ‘Park Jihoon’ of treasure, meaning “idol who appears once in a millenium”.

“Park jihoon THE millennium idol”

by jihoonsmile July 22, 2021

Pop Idol

One of the worst T.V programmes EVER!

Airhead 1:Dude doesn't Pop Idol suck?

Airhead 2: Totally

by ? November 2, 2003

Australian Idol

A television show supported by every media imaginable, exploiting a person completely lacking in talent, intellect, musical knowledge and money. Used to brainwash the viewer into buying music, regardless of them liking it or not. Widely popular amongst teenagers and people with similar IQ.
-See idiot

Girl: Australian Idol is on!
Guy: Hand me that skewer so I can poke it through my head.
-See annoying

by Gay Sebastian May 5, 2005

american idol

where dreams go to die and where temporary legends are born

ever hear of ruben studdard, fantasia burrinno, taylor hicks, or david cook. all are past winners of american idol

by couch potat April 2, 2010

Soup Idol

A Taiwanese singing competition that wants to take over the famous competition, Super idol. All the singers are required to be soup.

Oh yeah, Have you seen the new Soup Idol?

by breadsauce4 August 31, 2022

American Idol

An American "reality" show in which generally untalented nobodies compete in a large scale karaoke contest where they are urged to express themselves as individuals, yet are not accepted or praised until they look, act, think, and sing exactly as a generic Top 40 Pop singer, where the grand prize is a record deal with Simon Cowell's record label; ultimately creating a retail failure, as the "artist" is doing little else but singing songs other people wrote for them as they write no words nor play any instruments of their own, all of which is eventually blamed on Mp3 pirating for poor CD sales.

"American Idol is complete garbage."

"All of these people on American Idol are just singing karaoke."

"Who's going to be the next American Idol? Who cares. They're not musicians either way."

by NYC January 20, 2006