Billy Idol beatdown

One night I had a dream in which I caught Billy Idol stealing my computer. I grabbed my gel wrist rest thingy I keep in front of my keyboard and chased him outside into the street. When I caught him I beat him with the gel wrist rest thingy until he was bruised, bloody and unconscious. When I told someone about it the next day they laughed about it and I coined this phrase.

"Stop laughing at me or I'll give YOU a Billy Idol beatdown!"

by dooflotchie August 31, 2008

Pants Idol

To have no discernible talent, but just a rather strange desire to be in the public eye. Either to make it as a high paid karaoke singer, and be voted for by people who need to be taught to suck eggs, while laughably lame ‘producers’ like Simon Cowell paid stupid amounts to say the sky is blue, and he/she cannot sing. This can be applied to anyone whose mothers told them they had ‘talent’, and it is also versatile enough to be applied to people who have found fame by either:

1.) Getting their saggy tits out
2.) Being wealthy and sucking some dick
3.) Having wealthy parents and snorting coke
4.) Being a 'reality celebrity'
5.) Going on pop dross, love shit, sad survivor, I am a has been please kill me, or big yawn

If you subscribe to this word please find a motorway and walk in the middle of it.

Bernie: Oh jesus look there is that inbred horse fucker Tara Palmer Boy Child, what is she doing on TV again?

Frank: Shit, she is such a Pants idol Bernie, lets club together and get her killed.

by Jezmarta September 3, 2005

Millennium Idol

This nickname has been given to ‘Park Jihoon’ of treasure, meaning “idol who appears once in a millenium”.

“Park jihoon THE millennium idol”

by jihoonsmile July 22, 2021

Pop Idol

One of the worst T.V programmes EVER!

Airhead 1:Dude doesn't Pop Idol suck?

Airhead 2: Totally

by ? November 2, 2003

Australian Idol

A television show supported by every media imaginable, exploiting a person completely lacking in talent, intellect, musical knowledge and money. Used to brainwash the viewer into buying music, regardless of them liking it or not. Widely popular amongst teenagers and people with similar IQ.
-See idiot

Girl: Australian Idol is on!
Guy: Hand me that skewer so I can poke it through my head.
-See annoying

by Gay Sebastian May 5, 2005

ideological bigot

A mentalist or Mind reader that is constantly 'in character' and lives the persona 24/7. One who makes claims that can be neither proven nor dis proven.

"Callahan (paranormalist), I find you an Ideological Bigot"

by J ust Guess February 5, 2008

Idol

An Idol is someone that inspires you to be the best version of yourself on the daliy.

Kian Lawley is my idol.

by xxjessthemessxx September 27, 2018