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I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.
Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.
by Candyswrites January 3, 2020
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i only go for blondes

When you absoluteley pie off some one you said you like
(i only go for blondes) pieing off some one you said you like
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MOM I GOTTA GO PEE

This is a very common phrase used by children under the age of 8 who forgot to go pee before the 10 hour long roadtrip.

This phrase is used because before the roadtrip started, the mom asks, do you have to go pee timmy? timmy usually says no.

30 minutes into the roadtrip... MOM I GOTTA GO PEE.

thus angering the mom.
Timmy: MOM I GOTTA GO PEE!!!!!!

Mom: Shut up Timmy.
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I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!

I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!
I am going to practice and warm up my dancing yayy!
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.
"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."
by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024
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I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”

A sentence used by @bloomsolosyourfav on tiktok, otherwise known as "🤍" with a white, blank profile picture.

This comment was used on a video made by @ivxzquz, also on tiktok, that was a video of someone roaming around their kitchen waiting for popcorn to cook. Text was overlayed on the video, "Name one word yall can't go a day without saying 💀".
bloomsolosyourfav: I CANT Go 1 day without “C.ai”!!
The 292 people replying: What the fuck
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