I'm Brian

The act of placing any long (or short) item against your crotch in an attempt to make it look like an erect penis. (i.e. pool stick, fishing rod, finger).
Blake: "Tate what are you doing over there?"

Tate: "I'm Brian!"
by Kirk Mayhaan August 26, 2013
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i'm gay

-say summ gay shet
(jumps down)
i'm gay
by davidvi January 15, 2017
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I'm the Adult

A stupid excuse for parents, who think that being an adult makes them have dominance over their kids. (Which it does, unfortunately, but still...)
Kid: Why do you get to call my brother stupid, but I can't? Parent: Because I'm the Adult. Kid: that's not a reas... Parent: (interrupts) I DONT HAVE TO EXPLAIN MYSELF TO A CHILD! BECAUSE IM THE ADULT!
by PablosDrugs March 25, 2020
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I'm cold

Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: (Puts arm around girl)
Girl: That's better.
by omgmaddie November 17, 2010
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I'm Scared

Something a person may think to themself alone at night, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Something a person may know, but be terrified of facing.

Something a person may say to a friend in confidence, when they are finally ready to face their fears.
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I'm like

the beginning of every juicy gossip story. Because these people aren't exact they must just be like.
So she's like "that's a slutty dress" and I'm like "go fuck yourself"
by kill yourself please November 30, 2005
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I'm soft

is a phrase commonly used to refer to the feelings you get towards something of appeal. It is a common phrase among pop culture *ie kpop, army/armies, and other fandoms.
example: Jeon Jungkook is so cute and squishy, I'm soft *or I'm soft for him/her
by rapmonnie_kookie December 02, 2017
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