humblebragging

verb: to say in a covert yet boastful manner. To show off with indirect phrasing.

Pretty much anything Gwyneth Paltrow tweets can be considered humblebragging.

"Who do I have to bang to get an advance copy of the new @coldplay album? I mean, really." -Gwyneth Paltrow

by coffeenmorphine September 8, 2011

Humble with a bit of Kanye

A person that is humble but has an obnoxious and a bit of a cocky side.

Yeah she can be humble with a bit of Kanye.

by Erxneyy December 10, 2016

Humberto

Responsible motherfuckers and particularly serious, they expect to work on what they want in life and they do not appreciate the frivolity, laziness or the inconstancy of other people. They have a strong sense of duty and they need to be productive. They are very capable in practical work. Great friends and passionate lovers, they always are available to help you. They are usually good looking and they have a long penis.

-Hey, i want to know the coolest dude ever!
-You have to meet Humberto.

by Bachelor95 January 11, 2017

humbleflex

To be successful at what you do in life and never have to show off or brag about your achievements. Basically, your results speak for themselves.

Bro, Jesus stay humbleflexing, you mean this man was 100% God and 100% Man... like one moment he can sleeping during a storm and next moment is he'll tell the winds and wave to shut up.

by jumpman_flex December 7, 2020

Humberto

A virgin dick ; a cunt.

A guy who has wooden teeth, a suspect hairline, and a bad habit of of snitching.
Another word for a rat.

People named Humberto Tamayo are usually inbred greasy sleazebags , they are often known to be quite effeminate and flamboyant, while at the same having a serious porn addiction.

Dude!Don't be such an Humberto Tamayo(cunt).

In my hood Humberto Tamayos get killed.

Look at that guy's face, it's so deformed.
-yea poor guy, his name is probably Humberto Tamayo.

Humberto Tamayo should not be trusted.

by NaziHunter69 February 25, 2020

humblejeeblebum

the art of taking a crap of a high building and hoping it lands on an arab.

'Lets crap on that F**in' arab now lads!'

by david macclesfield the third of benjy February 1, 2005

Humblebrag

A typical and popular approach is to use a disingenuous complaint about something, a self-deprecating statement or a comment on something completely innocuous, as a vehicle to deliver the real message, which invariably shows the person in a favourable light. In fact it shows what Slapdick they are.

Stayin humble. Always grateful. "Good things come to those who wait." Lovin my new whip. #HardWorkPaysOff

Humblebrag

by NYSoldier November 28, 2011