hooflepoof

A nickname for hufflepuff or a slythrin its annoying use on people who get annoyed easy

They will cry

Me:I'm a slythrin

Adam:nah ur a little hooflepoof

Me:crys

by LittleHOOFLEPOOF November 12, 2019

Hoof

The process of eating food really fast

At dinner time I hoofed my spag bol In less than 2 minutes

by hoofer88 January 11, 2020

Hoofydoofy

Someone who is goofy or corny.

“Josh says he likes me but never takes me out on dates or offers to buy me a drink when we go to the bar and I only ever see him late night.”

“Nahh, he’s a hoofydoofy for that.”

by Annalocaa October 15, 2023

Dangle Hoof

A Very Old Woman Vagina

Damn!! You see the dangle hoof on that old skank??

by Ben Tolman February 18, 2010

bung hoof

bung hoof - a broken foot australian slang coming from bung meaning broken and hoof referring to the foot

"oi bung hoof how'd you break your foot"
"i was attacked by 6 black crack heads'

by kyle_johno_kohnston October 11, 2011

Bigmac on the hoof

A fat, and/or obese female. for they eat big macs, and are cows, hence fatness.

Michael: woah dude, you see that bigmac on the hoof?
Luke: yeah man, insane.

by ThaneOfDumbass October 13, 2010

Hump and Hoof

When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.

"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."

by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017