Horny

Horny is a feeling where you want dick or pussy

She moaned,her pussy wet as he began to take his shirt off. His long and thick dick was visible through his pants. She bit her lip desperate for him inside her. He threw down his shirt. His hairy chest was bare and made her even more horny. He unbuckled her bra letting it fall to the ground and her large round & perfect boobs were pressed against his chest. She let out another moan encouraging him to take off her panties. He took them off with his teeth slowly making sure to stick his tongue inside slightly & leaving her wanting more. They stood naked embraced in each others bodies. He threw her onto the bed and walked over to her now spread legs. Her pussy was pulsing & he was horny asf! He kissed her neck, his dick rubbing the outside of her pussy, and made his way down past her boobs, her stomach, and to her pussy. He licked her clit and she threw her head back moaning. He made circular motions with his tongue & began to stick it further down inside her as she begged for more. After what felt like hours he pulled his tongue out and penetrated her pussy, pulling in and out making become so wet and horny. His dick was hard & he could feel himself about to orgasm. Her pussy was filled with cum as he began to fuck her harder before she finally orgasmed and he pulled out of her. Her body was shaking as she moaned and got into position to suck his hard dick. She managed to fit it all inside and was moving her jaw up and down as he moved his hips and moaned with pleasure

by H0RNY45F August 20, 2019

Drum Horny

When a drummer has a growing need to play the drums.

Moby Dick makes me so drum horny I need to run to my kit and play as soon as it's over.

by ConnerB October 3, 2007

harpy

A word to describe a women who draws a man into her grasp by pleasing the victims biggest desire only to destroy all that makes him what he is.

"Dude, stay away from her. That harpy will own you"

by Faux Vie January 1, 2009

horny

a dragon who has many horns. this dragon normally uses his horns to fight gandolf.

"I'm such a horny dragon, but I still can't find gandolf, much less fight him."

by whillba January 27, 2019

Horny Sasquatch

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.

Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!

by FidelAC April 28, 2010

Horny

Of or pertaining to a horn.

Mister 1: Look at me, I am so incredibly horny.
Mister 2: Have you banged anyone yet.
Mister 1: No, i wear horn armour and am calling my battle horn

Mister 2: !?!?!?!?!?!?!

by GandalfBaggins March 27, 2019

Harpy Whore from Hell

A term used for any ex wife, girlfriend, or other female personage that draw you into their fairytale world by appealing to your deepest hopes and desires. They then proceeds to rip out your heart, taking your hopes, dreams and desires with a dose of spite added to a vile base of vindictiveness to create the elixer that perpetuates their own menial existance.

The Harpy Whore from Hell took my life, my children and my trust but she did not nor could she take my soul or my integrity.

by Wetha Phukawie February 16, 2008