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Happy Wheels

Probably the best online game ever.
Made by Jim Bonacci (and some done by Jason Schymick), who also made the (less known) game Divine Intervention.

As described by Jim himself, the goal of Happy Wheels is "personal victory at any expense". And that's exactly what it is; you ride on a vehicle and your goal is to get to the finish. You can lose all your limbs, your son, your own vehicle, as long as you make it to the finish alive.

It's free, just go to the site and you can play it. It's on totaljerkface.com

However, there are way too many copied and unoriginal levels, like: Rope Swings, Kill Justin Bieber, Fight Chuck Norris, Ragdoll (also known as "fall down"), Jet Fall, Weapon Throw, "Rate 5 too see random glitch", Glass Fall, WWE, Saw: The Game, Arrow/Harpoon Run, Zombie Kill, Don't Move/Heart Donation, HOT FREE SEX, and the recently invented: "Made for UberHaxorNova".
It's recommended to not play these at all, and if you accidently click on one, you should rate 0.

It gets uploaded once per one or two months.

The only thing that will prevend you from playing it, is Headache Puppy, because he does not approve of repetitive refreshing.
Guy 1: Hey dude have you seen the new featured level?
Guy 2: Yeah it's way better than all the Kill JB's.

Dude 1: Hey are you making your homework?
Dude 2: No I'm playing Happy Wheels.

Person 1: Hey.
Person 2: OH MY GOD HAPPY WHEELS IS UPDATED!!11!
by DuxTape December 26, 2011
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happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.
by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010
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Fat Happy

The euphoric happy feeling that accompanies a stomach that is very full after a good meal.
Oh... my stomach hurts, that was sooo good, I'm so fat happy...
by fatquix March 10, 2010
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happy negro

A typical 4chan meme. His actual name is Santino Lee from the porn site bangbus.com Everybody (mostly the ones active on the internet) knows him for his red bandana and happy smile.
Earl:*smiles happily*
Jones:Damnit Earl, you look like the damn happy negro
by Anon Omus April 18, 2008
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happy-go-lucky

He is such a happy-go-lucky child.
by Larstait November 6, 2003
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Jack: "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna loose it."

*Teal'C cocks his head looking confused*

Jack: "Lose it? It means go crazy ... nuts ... insane ... Bonzo ..."

*He's putting more ketchup and mustard on the plate as he's talking*

Jack: "No longer in possession of one's faculties ... Three fries short of a Happy Meal ... WACKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*He shows Teal'C the smiley face he drew on the plate*
by Fishyghost January 18, 2008
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HappyAcc

An inaccuracy that is bad enough to rival that of HappyStick's DoubleTime plays.
WOW, this guy is AWFULL, he's got BAD HappyAcc
by ThatOnePervert June 29, 2015
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