hooptivity

Means that something, usually a car, is the most ugliest, craziest thing ever and is usually worse than just a regular hoopty.

That truck has the most hooptivity of a hoopty that I've ever seen!

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

hootie

A rather large marijuana cigarette.
A fat joint.

Pass that hootie over here dude!

by Doshi September 6, 2006

Hootie Blowfish

a. One who tries to hide their inability to dance by simply gyrating their body uncoordinatedly in every which direction, often in repetition of the same few moves and never in time with the music. This not only embarrasses them, but is a health hazard to all around them.

b. band Hootie and the Blowfish

My dad is a hootie blowfish from way back. He single handedly brought about the death of disco.

by C-Dawg (no, really) July 14, 2006

Hootie

(n) Female genitals.

Damn, that girls' hootie was tight.

by WilliamRoot September 25, 2011

Hooties

1.Slang term for Marijauna
2.A Blunt rolled with a peach white owl, hence the name " Hootie ".

" Hey let's roll up some Hooties and fly."

by Brandon Chalmers June 16, 2006

box hoopie

like the car hoopie, this is a older van that shouldn't be allowed to be driven around or just used as a beater vehicle. not too reliable but still able to be driven around.

hey, did you see that van. it's definately a box hoopie from the old, beat up condition it's in.

by tater-salad November 20, 2009

hootie and the blowfish

one of the best bands of the mid 90's. sang song such as
only wanna be with you
time
only lonely
hold my hand
i go blind
tuckers town
old man and me

Hootie and the blowfish are the best band ever

by Guinea Pig April 2, 2005