Dude Hookin'

A dude offering his dudely wares in exchange for tangible assets and/or intellectual property.

Dennis went out dude hookin' but no one would take the bait so he had to choke them all out.

by Dirty Dennis April 7, 2009

Arm-holing

A competitive sport, best played in public spaces. Won by penetrating the enclosed space created by a person's arm (when placing their hand on their hip/head/a wall/another person) with one's own arm, as many times as possible without being caught.

"Tim and I were arm-holing so many people on the dance-floor last night! He nearly got punched in the head!"

by Superfreak August 23, 2012

Donut Holin’

A euphemism for anal sex or any sexual activity involving the anus.

I drove my truck out into the woods and we didn’t little donut holin’.

She asked me to fist her on the first date. Who knew she was a into donut holin’.

I learned the hard way that my roommate is into donut holin’.

If your uncle asks you if you want to go donut holin’, I suggest you say no.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017

memory-holing

An action or instance of alteration or disappearance of inconvenient or embarrassing documents, photographs, transcripts, or other records. From the novel 1984 by George Orwell, where Winston

In light of the public outcry over the book's racist imagery, the publishing house is memory-holing it by removing it from circulation.

by bitcoingraffiti November 13, 2022

hollinger

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.

Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.

by mangoman January 21, 2007

Soccer Hooligan

Devotees of a particular style of British Ambassadorship who get their training in and around the soccer grounds of Britain and in the pubs thereabouts.

Such training involves the development of debilitating martial arts, environmental trashing, the highest forms of foul-mouthed language and the use of recreational drugs including large quantities of alcohol.

These highly trained paragons are then given short-term diplomatic posts overseas where they attempt to convey the meaning of Britishness using all the skills at their disposal.

Such is the importance of these ambassadors that they invariably get a police escort.

The Chief Constable of Roma sighed heavily and called a meeting in which he cancelled all leave for the weekend that the British Soccer Hooligans were expected over to conduct negotiations with their Italian friends.

by Richard with the Intellectual Cranium January 10, 2004

holinized

to be converted into religeon from a non-religeous state

You have been officially holinized by Tamara Merla.

by Luke Tedesco November 25, 2006