honkey muppet

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.
by Thebundys April 19, 2023
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honkey kats

The name given to the Posterman side kicks. They are hot chicks, who like to party and organise mayhem and mischief.......their leader is wah wah wah
the infamous honkey kats organised mayhem in hells kitchen, trashed the back packers and made it out with the liquor, when there backs were against the wall..........
by Mayor of gothom city November 16, 2004
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Honkey Konkey

a leather-clad man-slave with an affinity for western wear.
Man 1: "When did they start letting Honkey Konkey's in here?"
Man 2: "I don't know, but he sure has a nice hat."
by The Congos October 23, 2007
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Quantum Honkey

a black dude that has an IQ above 70, is sober from narcotics and corner-store sauce, has no priors, does not have fifty cousins, does not milk welfare, abstains from beating his bitches over 5 bucks, and forms intelligible sentences by not omitting/adding/rearranging verbs such as "is" and "are", or making retarded substitutions with "be"
Example of non Quantum Honkey: "That nigga gonna die!!" or, "Bitch, what your name is?!" or, "He be trippin!"

Example of Quantum Honkey: "That nigga is gonna die!!", "Girl, what is your name if I may ask?", "He is tripping!"
by Dr Hotjointz April 27, 2006
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Honkey Swerve

A vehicular maneuver performed when a car in front of you is going too slow.

The honkey swerve involves pulling up directly behind the slow driver, honking very loudly and then swerving around them while accelerating as fast as possible.

This term is often confused with the "Honk and Swerve", which consists of the same movements.
"Marcus, you told me he was an asshole driver but you DIDN'T tell me he did the Honkey Swerve!"
by Brettus July 03, 2006
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Honkey Hookup

The politically correct version of "Nigger Rigged".
A blacks attempt to turn the tables on a racist phrase.

A white way of fixing something.
My cappuccino maker broke yesterday, but I was able to put the honkey hookup on it and got a cup of coffee. nigger rignigger rigged
by T-GillS September 05, 2012
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honkey or honkette

like nigga but for a white person
honky-a racist name for a white boi
honkette-a racist name for a white gurl
Get outta my way u honky!!!
Get outta my way u honkette!!!
by honey December 26, 2003
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