El hong

When your mate is well hung but loves slaying Chinese birds and is also partial to the odd Mexican aka nose beers

That bitch is gonna get el hong ed tonight. Bitch will be walking around like a A frame in the morning

by Pricey10 May 15, 2019

hong kang

a man of beast, never ever need a girl in his life, just him and his right hand.

i am a hong kang ):

by danielkok April 24, 2018

Hong Xiuquan

Chinese knockoff Jesus.

"I went to church hoping to meet Jesus, but I only got Hong Xiuquan."

by DropTheDie October 10, 2022

Ryan Hong

A pervert yet sophisticated pervert. He is very very very nice, but at the same time he always goes to the Women’s Section at Walmart

STOP RIGHT THERE RYAN HONG; YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR VISITING VICTORIA’S SECRET FOR THE 7TH TIME TODAY!

by Michael Snail August 10, 2020

aik hong

an autistic, extra, egoistic, retarded kid that hides his mother's ashes in his bag. Is loud and annoying and acts smart but is actually dumb af. Always asks extra and stupid questions in class. Always has hallucinations that he has friends. Only reason some people like him is because he gives them mobile legends skins with the money that he probably stole from his father.

teacher: "hand up your homework on friday"
literally 5 seconds later,
aik hong: *raises up hand*
aik hong: "teacher,when do we submit our homework?"

by RCKOS March 25, 2020

hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.

rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!

by gimme the money July 26, 2016

Hong-Long

After you have a quick session of anal sex with either a female or male, prefferably with female, and when you take out your whang from her butthole, you have a hard casing of poop on your dick

"I fucking just knocked my girlfriend up the ass, but when I took it out i had a fucking 'Hong-Long'"

by Bill Kenny May 28, 2004