No homo

1.) A phrase that you say after a potentially gay sentence or act and get away with it without actually being considered a homosexual.

2) A phrase to cover up your gay side after a gay sentence or act because you ARE actually a homo but you're not out of the closet yet.

1) "Stay on my ass. No Homo."

2) "Yeah, Paul and I also like to get oiled up and wrestle each other naked for 30 minutes and then take a long hot bath together listening to Celine Dion. No homo."

by urbanwiktionary September 30, 2009

homeopathic intelligence

The sort of intelligence possessed by narcissists who spend half the time guffing about how mentally developed they are and spend the other half making the same stupid mistakes ... again and again and again. From the so-called Law of Infinitesimals followed in preparing homeopathic doses, which alleges that the more medicine there is in the medicine, the less medicine there is in the medicine, and vice versa.

Sarah told me how stupid all her classmates are, and then went off to shell out for another month of mildew under her cowboy landlord. She has plenty of intelligence, does ol' Sarah, but I'm afraid it's mostly homeopathic intelligence.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

homepooper

Someone who is unwilling to take a dump in a public restroom, and would rather wait till they are home no matter how bad they have to go. Most likely due to unsanitary conditions.

Person 1: Man, I have to take a wicked shit!
Person 2: Well the restroom is over there!
Person 1: Nope, I am a homepooper. I only take a dump at home.

by putt3421 March 26, 2009

Angry Homo Kid

He won't have it!

Look up the video! stop calling me a homo

wow that is one angry homo kid.

by Antideckmerr August 3, 2009

Homo Seat

The “homo seat” is that empty seat left between two men, generally acquainted with one another, in public places such as cinemas, commuter trains and inexpensive eating establishments. It acts as a bulwark against the appearance of excessive intimacy, and is a marker of personal space. Its use would also depend on the level of acquaintance between two men; a “homo stool” would not be used at the counter of a diner between two men who arrived together, but would be socially necessary in all but the most crowded conditions between two men who had not been previously introduced.

Can we leave a homo seat.

by Sil7 April 16, 2010

Homo Erection

When your feeling dirty and your learning about the Homo Erectus

You: *Learning about Homo Erectus*
Also you: *Searches Homo Erection*

by GetExposedYANUB July 13, 2020

Hampon

The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.

chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.

by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008