Homotext

Derived from the suffix homo, meaning same and text, meaning... text. A homotext is a word spelled with certain characters on your T9word mode that also spell another word.

Synonym: Synotext

A: "Hey let's get a adds"

B: "adds?"

A: "Woah homotext! I meant to spell beer"

by Un_dee January 16, 2009

Homothermia

A disorder in which an overly campy person, typically a male homosexual, is found to be hot on the "outside" and extremely cold on the "inside". This is due to an overly quaffed and groomed physique and apperance. While at the same time having a complete lack in character, personality, tact, class, intellect, self control, and/or candor.

Sufferers of Homothermia are typically found to be guilty of acts of "Faggotry" and/or "Douchebaggery" as well.

Sufferers of Homothermia:
Sociopathic fitness models.
Male models.
Hair dressers.
Maitre'd.
Bartenders at the Abbey.
Gogo Dancers.
Event coordinators/ Party Planners.
Anyone whom works at Neiman Marcus.
Christian Bale.

by TonyLeTigre November 3, 2010

homotif

a theme in an artwork, book, design, or physical space that is characterized, elaborated, or designed by a person as if he or she is a homosexual relating to sexual desire for the same sex

woman says: you have a whole motif going on in your apartment.

gentleman responds: A homotif? *confusion* I don't have a feminine taste reflected in my apartment!

Hence derives the word HOMOTIF (see definition)

by casmoeboo December 12, 2010

Homotificate

To make someone feel akward using homosexual behaviors.

"Dude he just totally homotificated me."

by Awesome Sauce 47 September 25, 2011

Homostupid

To painfully demonstrate that you know nothing about homosexuals, with thoughtless comments and actions. This term especially applies to people who make homophobic remarks in the presence of a Gay person. Such remarks are often made with the assumption that no homosexuals are actually present to witness their painful lack of social graces. In the real world, it pays to know something about homosexuals. Ignorance can be expensive.

Example #1: Saying to Bob (your Gay neighbor), "Hey, thanks for returning my mail again. Our new mail carrier keeps putting my mail in your box. What a stupid fag!"

Example #2: Saying to Joe (your Gay boss who is thinking about giving you a promotion), "You know, I hate to sound like a gossip but Jack, our new sales rep, is such a homo. I think he's been checking you out. Talk about Jack Nasty. Just wanted you to know...I already warned the rest of the guys in our department to watch out in the men's room for our new little crotch hawk."

Example #3: Saying to your hair stylist (the proud mother of a Lesbian daughter) "Can you believe those two woman on TV want to get married? It's like they want special rights or something. Talk about the wrong family values!!!"

Example #4: Making homophobic jokes in front of your (Gay) waiter with your bros after a game.

Example #5: Commenting to a (Gay) toll collector as a car with a rainbow sticker drives away "Guess they're everywhere. Hope they go back to Brokeback Mountain and stay there. By the way, how do I get back to my hotel?"

Example #6:

John: "You know Shelly keeps hitting on Jeff at work."

Wayne: "Yeah, you would think she would leave him alone. He keeps a picture of a guy on his desk. The way it shows them holding hands does not say 'brother' to me."

John: "I know for a fact that Jeff has been living with that guy for years. Sorry to say Shelly is more than a little homostupid."

by Happy Wolf January 22, 2007

homotional

when a heterosexual person acts feminine and/or gets feminine/bitchy feelings

just cause you lost it, dont mean you gotta get all homotional about it.

by berzito May 13, 2005

Homotard

some dude that acts like a moron with a homosexual tendency

or...someone mentally retarded who is gay

"you... are a homotard"

by hedwig robinson October 21, 2004