displaced homemaker

As a displaced homemaker who had spent her adult life "working" at home, Tina suddenly realized the only job she could do in the real world was answering phones.

by astro_man23 January 27, 2010

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Home Made Eye Patch

you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch

i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out

by nudger1107(Y) January 29, 2009

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1. One who religiously follows the life and work of Martha Stewart, except for the stint in prison insider trading.
2. Derogatory term for lower-class teenage girl destined to get married, have children and abandon any hope of a career.

I dun' know 'bout this Particle Physics thang, Lurlene, all I know's is you drop those booksmarts 'n' y'all'd make a purty fine Jenny Homemaker some day, y'hear?

by resindawg June 29, 2003

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Homemaker

Someone who makes homes, i.e. a carpenter; not as you may have heard from the PC Patrol a stay-at-home mom.

"I'm a homemaker!"
"No you're not, you're unemployed."

by JeremyWolf June 19, 2008

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Homemaker

a person who chooses to be permanently unemployed due to laziness, ugliness, incompetence in addition to contributing nothing to society. A parasite and a homemaker are identical.

Tara chose the most boring and meaningless life: she is a homemaker.

by Sha Dow January 19, 2013

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