Holy Turd Shit!

An exclamation one would make when experiencing something life threatening and survive.
*blindfolded person throws three knives and missed kid*

Kid: Holy Turd Shit!!!!
by The Accountable Badass July 20, 2010
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holy double shit

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.
Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!
by shankydanky August 7, 2006
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holy-poop-shit

when there is a large pile of shit also known as poop or caca, and smells like rotten eggs;)
oh my gosh did you see that girls holy-poop-shit in the toilet?
by pooplene;) June 3, 2010
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Holy Fucking Shit Fuck

The proper response when one witness something of an incredible caliber that happened by chance or is just fucking awesome.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK, there’s a dolphin riding that subway train!"
by eshady08m March 31, 2009
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When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.
When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"
by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011
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holy fucking shit day

The car drive there was crazy, the unloading ramp was weird, the vending machines had a few varieties of Sour Patch Kids, the brownies were vegan, and there was a bench on the top of the peak. And then I saw a buzzard and a bunch of hawks or something on the way home. It was a holy fucking shit day.
by Ninja Clan Lord March 25, 2017
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holy snapping duck shit!

Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).

Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:
by Choda Boy 57 August 24, 2006
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