Ghetto Hamburger Helper

Regular Hamburger Helper prepared WITHOUT ground beef.

Craig: "Lets have this 'Beef Strogie' flaverd Hamburger Helper fo dinner tonight."

Smokie: "But we aint got no meat."

Craig: "It's all good, we'll just make Ghetto Hamburger Helper without meat. I like it better that way inteways."

by 40ozChris June 26, 2012

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

by tbeaversj October 20, 2010

lee howson's happy little helpers

happy little helpers of lee howson

"lee, get your happy little helpers off of me"

by mister burnley March 23, 2004

Hamburger Helper Handjob

The process of filling a white glove with warm meat, cheese and noodles then proceeding to insert your hand to then give someone a handjob.

Person 1: I heard Bonnie gave Kevin a Hamburger Helper Handjob last Monday.
Person 2: That shit is wild, they couldn't even wait till a Tuesday!

Person 3: I'm so horny, I think I'm gonna give myself a Hamburger Helper Handjob tonight.
Person 4: That's disgusting bro why the fuck would you say that to me.

by familyguyfan2008 April 21, 2023

helperous

It means when you are a calm person and help a lot of people so your very calm unlike some people when they get really mad and stressed out sometimes

Today I helped a person and she/he told me I was helperous.

by hxhxhbx March 13, 2022

Vehicular Manburger Helper

Slang for Vehicular Manslaughter

“Hurry! Get IN the way! I’m committing Vehicular Manburger Helper!”

by TheBingusMan November 23, 2023

kojak's helper

a penis

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night

by Clive October 8, 2003