britt heien

A man so in love with heather he doesn’t know what to do.

That Britt Heien is never going to get it.

by Eloshia May 2, 2018

warm Heineken

Gonorrhea

Warm Heineken taste like gonorrhea

by Zo.sweatshirt February 9, 2018

Jan Heine

When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.

I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.

by tubelessmess February 19, 2019

Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg

Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

heidence

1. v. bother or inconvenience.
2. n. problem, annoyance.
3. n. possession of patience.

Etymology
Old English hedan- “to take care, attend.”
Old English hood- guard or regard.

The language institute proffesor has little heidence for those who are not inclined to expand their vocabulary.

Phil, you look heidenced; is there anything I can do to help?

by SRG2008 April 14, 2008

Heineken

Shitty overrated Dutch beer that is always bitter and skunky, no matter how old it is, much like Stella Artois.

Americans: Unless it's from the UK or Bulgaria, don't drink imported beer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2004

heisenburger

The funniest meme account on instagram. He posts lots of funny breaking bad memes and he is irony :o! He is way better than grandmas.butt and damn.program!

Damn! This Heisenburger dude is so funny and awesome, I think I'll follow him! (On instagram)

by Notheisenburger December 29, 2020