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Sacred Heart High School

Dec 2017
Stituation,
It's with a wretched heart to report that Sacred Heart High School hasn't experienced any progress. Since your departure the athletic department introduced football. Once thought to add pride to the culture has only taken away from our reputation fueling the egos of many untalented “athletes”.
The administration's gone through many changes, now a board of senile people who seek to eliminate fun. Their financial activity has severely hurt both wallets of the parents and the well-being of the school. Tuition has increased with no signs of the money going to good use. The science wing received a high-tech refurbishment. However classes have only used the equipment to make paper boxes. The speech & debate room now has lights, seats, and a window so while walking to the caf you can see the lesbians sc*****ing each other on stage. This program lures ignorant 7th graders into submitting themselves into a life-long of sexual experimentation and identification issues.
To fortify our school a multi-thousand dollar key-card system on only 1 door. However, within 2 days of the installation it broke as students soon realized that by merely pulling on the door with the strength of a 7th grader you could enter the school. Our principal warned that this was trespassing. Do we feel safe now!
Nothing left to say except: sorry. We tried but all efforts were fruitless. Our beloved school has 5 years left at best. We hope that one day that will change.
-Friends
Guy #1: What do you call a small group of 50, maybe 60 people who all dress the same and follow the orders of f***in' crazy people?
Guy #2: Sacred Heart High School students?
Guy #1: I was thinking the Manson Family, but that works too.
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Atom Heart Mother

An early album by Pink Floyd in which foreplay leading up to the conception and birth of New Age Music occurred. See also, Meddle and Wish You Were Here.
Atom Heart Mother was Pink Floyd's fifth album.
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Someone who becomes devoted to something too easily or gives their heart away quickly. They might be easily upset by things going on around them.
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The instance in which your heart feels a wobbling sensation to an extent of a jiggle
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The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

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Kanye West's fourth full-length studio album. This was the album that followed the trilogy College Dropout, Late Registration and Graduated. We see Kanye West in a much more emotional and insecure yet simultaneously egotistical position, after the death of his mother and his public breakup with Amber Rose Mr West is in a very insecure position in his life. The album did not receive the same level of widespread critical acclaim, the album consisted of Kanye West singing rather than rapping. The use of the 808s on the album's instrumentals and the autotune on Mr.West's voice would be the reason the album would serve as a key influence to the future generation of rap. The album's slightly less critically acclaiming views are due to the fact that this album was way ahead of its time.
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