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Hearing Aid Beige

That matt fawn colour that resembles nicotine stained cream paint, you only find the old NHS hearing aids in this colour as no self respecting person would pay good money to have any item of this dull colour.
her personality is so plain it could be described as hearing aid beige...
by Moggsy James July 1, 2010
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hoarding

In India, hoarding also refers to an advertising billboard. Given the big size of the billboard and because it "hoards" the attention of the audience, it is called a HOARDING. Hoardings are found in cities, on tall buildings, roadsides etc. They are the most effective way of outdoor branding and advertising. Given the size of a hoarding it is easily noticeable and leaves a lasting impression on the mind of the viewer.
WDsoft.in is an accomplished hoarding design company in pune.
Hoarding is the best outdoor advertising channel.
Hoardings tarnish the beauty of the cities.
Hoarding advertisements are overwhelming.
by WDsoft.in October 23, 2018
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Hearing-AIDS

What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.
by silverlemur December 9, 2008
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soap opera hearing

Similar to selective hearing. A condition in which someone is unable to hear anything in their immediate area, yet is able to hear things far away.
(in the same room)
R: T. is a real pain in the arse.
P: I know
T: Pizza?

(somewhere outside)
T: Did you hear that bird hatching?
R: WHAT?!
P: Classic soap opera hearing.
by pabslo September 22, 2007
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Selective hearing

The ability that humans have, especially males, to hear selectively only what serves their interests, being conveniently deaf to what they don't like or can use.
"I asked John to take the trash out and then get a beer from the fridge; of course he went straight for the beer: he has selective hearing".
by SenoritaCynthia February 4, 2010
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Maggie Harding

You pull a Maggie Harding when you get drunk and put on your make up. Similar to the way that Rupaul always does her(his?) make up.
Dude, don't get too many shots deep. You might pull a maggie harding and then fall off of an air mattress. Yiz heard!
by SlickDickRick April 29, 2009
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Hearing AIDS

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.
"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"
by AriAstor March 19, 2010
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