Tread Heading

The act of placing the head of ones penis in between the butt checks of a lady as she walks on a tread mill. For the act to be classified as "Tread heading" there can be no penetration of the anus.

That ass is ripe for a Tread Heading.

by Matt Biolchini July 7, 2010

bobble heading

The act of someone rocking their head up, down and all around in a bobbling motion while thizzing mad balls.

"Jesus dude, Tha Producer is bobble heading so hard he looks like he has tourettes."

"Wow that kid is straight bobble heading his brains out, tight."

by HU Soldier November 17, 2007

Sexual Healing

a heCtic song by marvin gaye. "baby..im hot just like your oven..."

a song you sing to your lover-i would sing it to lee, because i love lee.

by not shane October 22, 2003

Heading

The act of putting your head (the one on your shoulders) into a vagina or butt.

So me and my buddy were walking to school seventh grade year and we were talking about sex. Well I just saw a video of a guy putting his whole head in this girl's vagina and I was like "let's call it heading".

She was getting heading from a guy.

by Cody Manly June 19, 2011

dry heaving

the worst feeling in the world because your muscles contract and you feel like crying

I was dry heaving today and i was pissed

by urban_james December 25, 2007

hearing impaired

An insult to Deaf people everywhere and to the Deaf community. For us its like the N-word. Impaired means a deficiency. There's nothing wrong with us. We can think, feel, and do anything hearing people can do.... except hear.

Frustrated Nurse: Sir, are you hearing impaired?

Deaf Patient:*punches nurse in throat*

by Deaf&Proud July 17, 2015

hearing you

I have heard what you said and I agree with you

This expression is often used in the financial industry as an expression of agreement. One person will say, "Stocks are taking a beating today". The response would be "hearing youuuuuuu" (usually drawn out a bit for emphasis)

by SuperBowl October 26, 2007