Egg Harbor Township

A rural South Jersey township with a population of about 40,000. There is no public transportation and so there is always traffic at rush hour. In the public schools, each classroom has 30 or more students. Even with additions and expansions, the high school is still congested with more than 2,100 students. Between classes, hallways are arguably the equivalent of a Times Square sidewalk during the holiday season. It doesn't matter though because kids who think they're cool come to school high anyway. During the summer, everyone flocks to the beach and then complains about bennies. However, in the winter when the beach isn't an option, people go out and "party" which usually consists of getting drunk after two beers and then smoking a bowl full of skank weed. Houses range from large, single family homes to mobile homes. The Shore Mall doesn't deserve to be called a mall so instead everybody goes to the Hamilton Mall in dirty old Mays Landing. A lot of people commute to Atlantic City casinos for work and are part of the working class. Those who don't are middle class; no one is rich, some just pretend to be. Girls are usually trashy and almost none are virgins at the high school. People complain about EHT, but it seems that no one ever leaves because even most of the kids who graduate are too lazy to get anywhere in life.

We must be in Egg Harbor Township since there are 15 neighborhoods within a 2-mile radius.

by 41600 acres of nothing June 14, 2010

Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010

billy hargrove

a hot mess. he used to be a grade a asshole.

that was until season three of stranger things. his character had development.

he’s a hunk.

“billy hargrove has the best character development in season three of stranger things” said every stranger things fan ever.

by gravygirl August 29, 2019

Harrowing

An action in which a tractor pulls a harrowbar across a field in order to smooth dirt lumps and disperse crop stubble so that planting can begin

The soil was ready for planting after the intense harrowing that it had experienced.

by Old Farmer Bill January 27, 2011

Billy Hargrove

Billy is one of the hottest guys from stranger thing and was Un rightfully taken from us. Behind his hard, tough shell, billy was a sweet, little boy who never really had a mother figure due to his horrible father. So may your spirit live on billy, your and amazing individual

I love you billy Hargrove

by strangerthingfan011 August 13, 2019

habrotat

The area or enviroment where a "bro" or community of "bros" naturally lives or occurs

Hey Tim, this party is lame. Let's bring some babes back to the habrotat.

by J. Valentine May 6, 2007

fail harbor

A place in the deepest corner of the world where people come from all over to park their failboats.

Wow what a failboat he is going to have to go to fail harbor.

by silencer270 April 28, 2008