lumps of happiness and joy

The Female Bresticles

Madi loves her lumps of happiness and joy.

by Paaaaaaaaat September 4, 2006

Happiness

An emotion that occurs when your significant other is either A) NOT yelling at you. Or B) Making you a sandwich.

Dude, my girl just made me a sandwich. My happiness level could not be higher right now.

by Optimum_Pooper July 9, 2011

happiness

It is a state of emotion that gives a person a reason to live for at least one moment in their lives. Whatever that might be.

It's a subjective emotion that differs from person to person.

"what makes you happy may not be what makes me happy, but we can both be happy together" happiness

by Dino Bianchini June 11, 2006

diluted happiness

Being happy with your friends and still thinking about a special someone who won't let you be truly happy because they continue to control your life and happiness... but when you let go of that someone... you learn the meaning of true happiness and appreciate the friends you have around you.

I was suffering from diluted happiness because of my ex, but when I learned to let go of him I found out what true happiness really is.

by Felix da Cat 143 August 24, 2011

happins

The act of having connections with hundreds of Russian hookers at one time, while not having to pay taxes.

Paul: Hey, how did you get all of that money?

John: Oh you know, happins.

by bubbliciousforevs November 21, 2010

happily leashed

When someone is whipped, but doesn't care.

"Dude, you're whipped!"
"I prefer to call it happily leashed."

by kissonthehand November 28, 2012

happiness

the occasional moment when one is not contemplating why they are unhappy.

bro 1: dude are you experiencing happiness?

bro 2: damn it, I was but now that you made me think about it, I'm not.

by dailybirdsandtrees January 1, 2017