Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.

Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Rachel hanson

God damnit

I dropped my potatoe rachel Hanson!!!

by Tigerbutt September 29, 2018

Hanson Brett

a complete cyclepath
professional Hitman

Hanson Brett gon fuck it up

by LLPOP January 10, 2023

Pauline Hanson's One Nation

A minor Australian political party primarily catering to xenophobes. A source of ongoing embarrassment to the rest of the Australian population, who spend election season quietly praying for the party's prominent members to be dragged underwater by a saltwater crocodile.

I was gonna ask Kevin to be my FWB and somftycimm, but then I heard he's voting for Pauline Hanson's One nation.

I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr

by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025

Hanson

Possibly the best band ever. With the most annoying fans.

Dude, I love Hanson so much!

by actuallykichi December 3, 2024

Caeden hanson

Swag

Sheeeeesh that nigga caeden hanson swag no cap

by Piercelmao January 7, 2022

julia hanson

Shes the type of person who acts like she cares about what your talking about but secretly not listening to you and is thinking about something self related. Shes the type of person who acts like the biggest bad ass in the whole worls but once you comfront her with something she will start apoligizing. She doesnt want any one not to like her so she trys way to hard. She really only truly loves herself. She is also super two-faced (ever see that one scene in "Mean Girls" the omg i love that skirt where did you get it?) Yea thats her. No one truly likes julia but everyone friends with her. She isnt the worst person to talk bout drama but once you tell her itll some how get back to you but backwards and wrong. So if you looking for a hypicritcal, self-obsorbed, "tough", drama starting friend be friends with somone named julia hanson.

"Whos that?"
"Julia Hanson."
'Is she nice?"
"No"
"Does she have friends?"
"Yes"
"Who?"
"Everyone but no on likes her actually."

by Fuckaphratboi February 14, 2018