Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.

She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.

by Whitro March 30, 2009

The Granny Handy

You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

"The Granny Handy" ... You soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly, then masturbate.

by ykmdinobrown January 13, 2013

handy comeback

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.

Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.

by CaptHandy July 11, 2014

handy hog

Is a guy who goes to strip clubs and hogs all the action

Patrick is such a handy hog

by Boonshanka November 17, 2019

Himalayan Handy

When you and your buddy are climbing a mountain and they freeze to death, so you rip off their arm and give yourself a handjob with it.

“I got a Himalayan Handy while climbing Everest, it was the best nut I ever had.”

by NutinyourTella June 9, 2019

tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

by Mountjew September 20, 2019

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018