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organ hammer

An organ hammer is a step up from a gut beater. It is able to explore all areas of the uncharted depths planting flags where no man has gone. Causing mini gushers with the intense flag planting throughout the exploration.
Gut beater is what they called me when I was 12. I got this here organ hammer I’m packing around now.
Men having this status often suffer bruising on the inside of the knees. And often develop a lot of not only female but also male stalkers.

Organ hammers are usually better suited for deep hammer taking waterheads.
by Waterhead N Fireman August 1, 2019
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The Slide hammer

When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage
"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"

"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."

"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""
by FUCT UP December 14, 2009
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tonsil bashing man hammer

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!
Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!
by uglycarnie November 23, 2010
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Golic's Hammer

1. In any dispute between two people when the argument reaches the point of a stalemate it has reached Golic's hammer.

2. When two people are having a dispute the bigger and stronger person wins by default due to the fact that they will beat up the smaller person.
When the jock and the nerd were arguing over the answer to the math question it got to the point of Golic's hammer and the nerd subsided.
by USMC_COURET May 24, 2017
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Cock the hammer

1. pulling back on the hammer of a revolver pistol to be in ready position to strike the percussion cap/primer, to ignite the propellant and fire the bullet.

2. pulling back on the skin of the penis shaft near climax for a more effective ejaculation
1. Did you cock the hammer? Be ready to shoot!

2. I’ve got to cock the hammer and loosen my load.
by Newfie blogger January 23, 2022
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Under The Hammer

To be sold (or to buy) at auction
That collection of baseball cards is going under the hammer.

I bought that car under the hammer.
by dickclarkfan1 December 14, 2008
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Sludge Hammer

"hit upside da head wit a muh fuckin sludge hammer!"
by 540 shorty May 3, 2010
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