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Eve Haynes

Eve will be your VERY CLOSE and BFF for about 4 months. She'll love to dance and show off. Eve will eventually steal your boyfriend and your other best friends too. She secretly hates all the girls but put on an act for every single million of them. Sorry but she's real popular. She'll eventually squeeze you in between Martha and Cindy. If you hate Eve then she'll hate you for no reason WHAT-so-ever. Except for the hatred you try and make up over five billion times. Eve acts like she didn't do anything but she did. So if you have an Eve as a friend, slightly move away. When your unseen by her, run away to Asia.
Don't you think Eve Haynes is popular.
by ElizabethTB March 30, 2020
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Samuel Harness

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama
Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!
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What in the Hades

A fancy way to say what the hell, etc. May be considered an euphemism under certain circumstances. Better used for formal discussions about a subject, whether specific or not.
Me, about atheism: As for Hunnic atheism... well, it was more of a "focus" on the here and now rather than a belief. They never thought on tomorrow, or what in the Hades could be behind those mountains. There was no "beyond" for them.
by OtmShankIiI September 26, 2009
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Pull a Sam Haynes

Injure oneself before an important race
Nate: I’m going skating
Barbera: don’t pull a Sam Haynes!
by FlameofUdeeznuts October 23, 2019
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haines

something that is sweet.
someone that is hot.
thats haines.
that chicks haines
by nick sender August 14, 2008
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harness my power

When a member of the opposite sex inserts a finger in your asshole in order to insure that you perform at your peak. (Typically done before a big athletic event)
Hey man, I heard you have a big race coming up this weekend.

Yeah, I've got to get my girlfriend to harness my power so we can beat those retards from Williams.
by Butter Deez Nuts March 5, 2008
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hapness

By sheer hapness I found myself speaking to t0r today, he told me about his small penis and how much he loves kissing dudes
by R0x0rloops January 2, 2010
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